100 words | apparently I’ve been wimpy with my eggs

Today’s yahoo news brings “Five Mistakes You’re Making with Your Scrambles Eggs”. I think I’ve finally found what my life has been missing all these years. Mistake number one: “Don't be wimpy with your eggs. Whisk well and be vigorous about it--you want to add air and volume for fluffy eggs.” Yes, my life has been marred by underfluffed eggs, though I am a bit unrepentant in committing the apparent cardinal sin of using a fork to both whisk (wimpily, apparently) and cook my eggs. Apparently I should use my chopsticks to get the perfect curd. Wow… mind blown.