100 words | the classic

Have you ever been fed lies before? I have, and I’m here to set the record straight. I’m here to tell you that there is absolutely, positively, most definitely, NOTHING that tastes better than coca-cola. Yes, they’ll tell you that they’ve done double blind smell and taste tests that say safeway select or pepsi taste better or are all the same. That is some serious horse pucky they’re trying to feed you. Nothing beats the original; I don’t really care what they say. If someone says otherwise, you need to seriously consider the basis of your relationship with that person.