100 words | my asianness has been called into question…

Yes, it is absolutely unfortunate. This morning, my coworker called my asianness into question. He claims I am a banana (yellow on the outside, white on the inside I guess…). He says because I don’t eat asian food regularly, that I am not really asian. Clearly a mistake, I say. For your information I am plenty Asian. No, really. For example: on the Census last year, I checked the little box next to Asian. White people don’t do that. Also, I have one of those buy ten get one free boba cards from both old teahouse and Quickly’s. So there.