100 words | hallmark, you have gone too far.

I went to the store yesterday to buy my cousin Michelle a birthday card. The birthday card section is split into main “For Him” and “For Her” sections, which is cool, so you can get gender specific cards. Well, above each card there’s a description of the card and who it’s tailored for/ from. They were labeled “For My Mother”, “For My Sister”… and so forth. Well there’s no generic “For Her” or “For My Cousin” card. My choices were sister, mom, wife, grandma, or coworker. I had to go with the most ambiguous one there. Thanks, birthday card writers.